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Q: When does the Narwhal Bacon?

There are five basic types of questions in the English language: Factual; Convergent; Divergent; Evaluative; and Combination. “When does the Narwhal Bacon” is the only question in existence that is all questions at the same time. When you rephrase the sentence, such as the follow, it makes the original question invalid and thus ruining everything: […]

Narwhal Facts: All about the Narwhal!

You may be asking yourself: “What is a narwhal?” or “What are narwhals?” or even incorrectly “What is a narwhale?” or the more wrong wrong wrong “What is a narwhall?” Well dear internet friend, first I say: Please learn to spell NARWHAL correctly! N A R W H A L Next, read all the narwhal […]

What’s with those tusks anyway?

Jousting weapon? Evolved unicorns? Magical horn of mysterious power? Apparently not. Some scientist people spent years researching those fabulous tusks and came to a somewhat boring conclusion: It’s a big tooth! I’ll let the smart scientist explain in here in lots of technical detail…http://outside.away.com/outside/news/20051214_1.html Or here in a more simple version…http://animals.howstuffworks.com/mammals/narwhal3.htm Want to buy your […]