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Q: When does the Narwhal Bacon?

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Q: When does the Narwhal Bacon?

August 10, 2011 admin 234 Comments

There are five basic types of questions in the English language: Factual; Convergent; Divergent; Evaluative; and Combination. “When does the Narwhal Bacon” is the only question in existence that is all questions at the same time. When you rephrase the sentence, such as the follow, it makes the original question invalid and thus ruining everything:

“At what time does the narwhal bacon?”
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“When does a narwhal bacon?”
“Narwhal most likely to be bacon?”

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234 Comments → “Q: When does the Narwhal Bacon?”

  1. don 5 years ago  

    at midnight!

  2. dan 5 years ago  

    obviously at midnight.

  3. Rowena 5 years ago  

    Midnight.

  4. Rowena 5 years ago  

    This whole site is kinda weird. It’s like a redditor’s wet dream…

  5. Sucidis 5 years ago  

    Midnight!

  6. Michael Salem 5 years ago  

    at midnight!

  7. Robotic_Me 5 years ago  

    Midnight!!!!~

  8. Nar 5 years ago  

    Noon!!

  9. Whal 5 years ago  

    Midnight…

  10. Egiev 5 years ago  

    Midnight

  11. Jake 5 years ago  

    Midnight

  12. Jeebers 5 years ago  

    At Midnight! Lol @ Rowena!!

  13. warvibe24 5 years ago  

    WHY MIDNIGHT OF COURSE.

  14. JessicaInSeattle 5 years ago  

    Midnight

  15. spiro_the_dragon 5 years ago  

    MIDNIGHT!

  16. hobbitskill 5 years ago  

    At Midnight

  17. Derek 5 years ago  

    Midnight

  18. Lauren 5 years ago  

    Midnight, obviously!

  19. Voldemort the Hobbit 5 years ago  

    Methinks the answer to said question is midnight. This is especially true when the alien is smiling.

  20. IMBILLY 5 years ago  

    umm. I would like to say midnight

  21. Enraged Tugboat 5 years ago  

    Midnight my dear sir.

  22. Kyla 5 years ago  

    Midnight

  23. Narwhal Lord 73 5 years ago  

    Mid-day

  24. Romic Man 5 years ago  

    when you breed it with a horse to get a unicorn

  25. Hair 5 years ago  

    Midnight

  26. oldengeek 5 years ago  

    The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight.

    With your mom.

  27. staci 5 years ago  

    The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight. Gimme a shirt.

  28. kevin 5 years ago  

    midnight

  29. mischa 5 years ago  

    at midnight.

  30. robin 5 years ago  

    Midnight

  31. V.P. 5 years ago  

    What is Midnight.

  32. Jim 5 years ago  

    midnight

  33. Nicole 5 years ago  

    Midnight?

  34. JHGE36 5 years ago  

    the narwhal bacons at midnight

  35. Shh 5 years ago  

    midnight

  36. Ivan 5 years ago  

    midnight

  37. Taci Bugs 5 years ago  

    The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight

  38. Noah 5 years ago  

    At midnight!

  39. Jeff 5 years ago  

    At midnight!

  40. Randy 5 years ago  

    At midnight!

  41. Frank 5 years ago  

    At midnight

  42. toneh 5 years ago  

    midnight

  43. henk 5 years ago  

    at midnight

  44. hanzenfoo 5 years ago  

    around noonish?

  45. Sairz 5 years ago  

    At midnight

  46. Stacey 5 years ago  

    MIDNIGHT!

  47. greg 5 years ago  

    robot

  48. Ent 5 years ago  

    4:20

  49. Dany 5 years ago  

    Midnight.

  50. Josh 5 years ago  

    at midnight, my dear. always at midnight.

  51. Daisy 5 years ago  

    at Midnight!!!

  52. Anon 5 years ago  

    MIDNIGHT

  53. Anonymous 5 years ago  

    at Midnight

  54. Suicidal360Flip 5 years ago  

    The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight!

  55. TheRedditorrrrr 5 years ago  

    Midnight.

  56. 105 North Tower 5 years ago  

    I’m afraid the others are correct. Midnight is when the narwhal can be found baconing in its natural environment.

    Trust me, I’m a Narwhologist

  57. Justin 5 years ago  

    The Narhwal can be found to Bacon at Midnight.

  58. vz 5 years ago  

    at Midnight

  59. Coach Brice Williams 5 years ago  

    Midnight usually….

  60. JC 5 years ago  

    Midnight

  61. Sofie 5 years ago  

    Midnight

  62. Sofie 5 years ago  

    Midmight

  63. Sofie 5 years ago  

    Modnight

  64. Sofie 5 years ago  

    Midnight!

  65. Sofie 5 years ago  

    Midnight.

  66. John 5 years ago  

    @ Midnight

  67. Apple sauce 5 years ago  

    If my intellect is correct the narwhal species tends to bacon around the time of midnight

  68. awwwwyeeeee 5 years ago  

    Midnight.

  69. sofie 5 years ago  

    Midnight!!

  70. sofie 5 years ago  

    Midnight!!!!

  71. art 5 years ago  

    Midnight

  72. HopCzar 5 years ago  

    The Narwhal Bacons at the stroke of midnight.

  73. yuiop 5 years ago  

    At midnight >:DD

  74. MeHas anyone said Midnight yet? 5 years ago  

    Midnight

  75. Jox444 5 years ago  

    Midnight

  76. HazzaP 5 years ago  

    midnight

  77. GambertLambery 5 years ago  

    midnight

  78. yuiop 5 years ago  

    MIDNIGHT!

  79. percy 5 years ago  

    mid-day

  80. juilia 5 years ago  

    in the middle of the night: midnight

  81. garyGerson 5 years ago  

    midnight

  82. jeffersonsszzz 5 years ago  

    midnight

  83. barrrrrrrrrrra 5 years ago  

    midnight!

  84. harryM 5 years ago  

    midnight

  85. GG 5 years ago  

    midnight

  86. KarpzNW 5 years ago  

    midnight

  87. pooooopers 5 years ago  

    midnight

  88. Joe 5 years ago  

    midnight

  89. danred 5 years ago  

    Midnight.

  90. Duelzy 5 years ago  

    midnight

  91. newxid22 5 years ago  

    redditors…

  92. clevermidnighter 5 years ago  

    you guys are too sly…

  93. Jor 5 years ago  

    I believe that would be midnight

  94. 89th person 5 years ago  

    midnight

  95. Grande McJohnson 5 years ago  

    at midnight

  96. Drew Seibert 5 years ago  

    At 12AM?

  97. nina 5 years ago  

    Midnight… Just a wild guess…

  98. Steven Schäper 5 years ago  

    at Midnight.

  99. JOshua 5 years ago  

    Midnight

  100. Jessica 5 years ago  

    midnight!!!1!!

  101. Sound Soul 5 years ago  

    Midnight.

  102. Garrett 5 years ago  

    At midnight.

  103. loser 5 years ago  

    12 o clock

  104. cool dude 5 years ago  

    when you cook it over a fire

  105. Manguo 5 years ago  

    Midnight.

  106. Izzy 5 years ago  

    At midnight.

  107. Rod 5 years ago  

    The narwhal bacons at midnight

  108. Mish 5 years ago  

    Midnight

  109. hill 5 years ago  

    midnight

  110. esly 5 years ago  

    midnight

  111. s 5 years ago  

    Midnight

  112. s 5 years ago  

    Olnly at midnight

  113. Bridget 5 years ago  

    Midnight

  114. Randy 5 years ago  

    Midnight fo shizzle

  115. shelby 5 years ago  

    midnight

  116. ddT 5 years ago  

    mIdNiGhT d00d

  117. pedro 5 years ago  

    noon

  118. Ava 5 years ago  

    Midnight

  119. Nate 5 years ago  

    At midnight

  120. connor 5 years ago  

    midnight

  121. bidoof. 5 years ago  

    The narwhal bacons at midnight

  122. Maggie 5 years ago  

    The narwhal bacons when the bacon is done cooking.

  123. YO FACE! 5 years ago  

    At midnight!!!

  124. Hello 5 years ago  

    at midnight…..

  125. GeoNew22 5 years ago  

    AT MIDNIGHT!!!! NOW GIVE ME MY CAR!

  126. Me 5 years ago  

    midnight

  127. Billy joe bob 5 years ago  

    Midnight! Reddit FTW!

  128. rick 5 years ago  

    midnight

  129. Jayme 5 years ago  

    It happens to be midnight.

  130. kyle hunter 5 years ago  

    it frickin bacons at frickin midnight

  131. Chase 5 years ago  

    A narwhal bacons at midnight.

  132. Rachel 5 years ago  

    Midnight.

  133. Rick 5 years ago  

    Midnight…send me your upvotes

  134. Savanna 5 years ago  

    At 12 a.m.

  135. beau 5 years ago  

    midnight

  136. Rueben 5 years ago  

    The Morning

  137. Bashdude 5 years ago  

    MIDNIGHT

  138. AftonMegan 5 years ago  

    MIDNIGHT(:

  139. birk 5 years ago  

    at midnight

  140. galileo 5 years ago  

    At midnight,bro.

  141. ginjaninja 5 years ago  

    IT BACONS WHEN IT WANTS!

  142. Pula 5 years ago  

    MIDNIGHT!!!!!!!

  143. lana johnson 5 years ago  

    MIDNIGHT!!!

  144. mike 5 years ago  

    midnight

  145. Shteve 5 years ago  

    Midnight!!!!!!

  146. Michael 5 years ago  

    Midnight.

  147. Devin 5 years ago  

    N a r w h a l B a c o n

    Question: What time does the narwhal bacon?

    Step 1. Convert all letters in Narwhal Bacon to numerical equivalent. ( A=1 through Z=26)

    Result: N=13, A=1, R=18, W= 23,H=8, A=1, L=12, B= 2, A=1, C=3, O=15, N=14
    *sum = 111 we will use this number to check the results later.*

    Step 2. Add each double digit number to itself ex: N=13 becomes 1 + 3 = 4.
    *If a number ever exceeds the number 9 continue counting but begin back at 1.*

    Ex: Say you were adding the number 97.

    Result: 97 becomes 9 + 7
    9 + 7 = 16
    1 + 6 = 7
    Therefore, 97 completely factored in a base 9 system = 7.

    Step 3. Add each single letter number to itself to output the following numbers.

    Result: = 4 + 1 + 9 + 5 + 8 + 1 + 3 + 2 + 1 + 3 + 6 + 5

    Step 4. Add them together

    Result: = 48 48 becomes 4 + 8
    4 + 8 = 12
    1+ 2 = 3

    Step 5 check: We now have the answer of 12 but must check our results using both 12 and 3. We can accomplish this by comparing 12 and 3 with the sum of all the non-factored numbers from Step 1. Step 1 sum = 111. Does 111 have the identities of 12 and 3 as well as 111? Lets see. 1 + 11 = 12 Checks, 1 + 1 + 1 = 3 Checks.

    Therefore, the answer to the problem is 12.

  148. LadyRedditor 5 years ago  

    Midnight.

  149. Dearmissjane 5 years ago  

    AT MIDNIGHT!

  150. NikkieKittie 5 years ago  

    Midnight

  151. RedditFTW 5 years ago  

    Midnight Bro

  152. Aida 5 years ago  

    #189

    MIDNIGHT!!!

  153. Sid 5 years ago  

    The narwhal bacons at midnight

  154. evan 5 years ago  

    midnight

  155. erica 5 years ago  

    midnight

  156. redditor 5 years ago  

    midnight

  157. erica 5 years ago  

    12:00am

  158. erica 5 years ago  

    midnight!

  159. erica 5 years ago  

    midnight!!!!

  160. erica 5 years ago  

    midnight!!

  161. erica 5 years ago  

    midnight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  162. dayton 5 years ago  

    midnight!!!!!!!!!!!

  163. leslie 5 years ago  

    midnight

  164. haley 5 years ago  

    midnight!

  165. kylee 5 years ago  

    midnight!!

  166. kyle 5 years ago  

    midnight!!!

  167. jacob 5 years ago  

    midnight!!!!

  168. dylan 5 years ago  

    midnight!!!!!

  169. hank 5 years ago  

    midnight!!!!!!

  170. hellok90 5 years ago  

    midnight!!!!!!!

  171. erica 5 years ago  

    midnight!!!!!!!!

  172. katelyn 5 years ago  

    midnight!!!!!!!!!

  173. erin 5 years ago  

    midnight!!!!!!!!!!

  174. eric 5 years ago  

    midnight!!!!!!!!!!!

  175. riley 5 years ago  

    midnight!!!!!!!!!!!!

  176. daren 5 years ago  

    midnight!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  177. frank 5 years ago  

    midnight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  178. kris 5 years ago  

    midnight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  179. gared 5 years ago  

    midnight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  180. jared 5 years ago  

    midnight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  181. thomas 5 years ago  

    midnight!!!!!

  182. dton 5 years ago  

    midnight!!!!!!

  183. kelly 5 years ago  

    midnight!!!!!!!

  184. kell 5 years ago  

    midnight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  185. hezzz 5 years ago  

    midnight!!!!!!!!!!!

  186. dells 5 years ago  

    midnight

  187. izzy 5 years ago  

    midnight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  188. jezz 5 years ago  

    midnight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  189. erica 5 years ago  

    midnight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  190. erica 5 years ago  

    midnight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  191. erica 5 years ago  

    midnight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  192. eric 5 years ago  

    midnight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  193. lesel 5 years ago  

    midnight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  194. kelsey 5 years ago  

    midnight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  195. tyler 5 years ago  

    midnight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  196. henry 5 years ago  

    midnight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

  197. mtndew 5 years ago  

    midnight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  198. jessica 5 years ago  

    midnight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  199. brotha 5 years ago  

    midnight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  200. brother 5 years ago  

    midnight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  201. Hannah 5 years ago  

    12:01pm. An ent is always late.

  202. me 5 years ago  

    midnight!

  203. calvin 5 years ago  

    at tuesday midnight

  204. Ethan 4 years ago  

    Midnight

  205. jake 4 years ago  

    MIDNIGHT!!!

  206. Danman 4 years ago  

    MIDNIGHT!

  207. Dashie 4 years ago  

    contest? thats ridiculous. also, its Midnight.

  208. joey mabbot 4 years ago  

    MIDNIGHT

  209. Chuck Norris 4 years ago  

    Midnight… trust me, I’m Chuck.

  210. Frank N. Berry 4 years ago  

    Midnight!!!! Quite obviiously, you fools. now say “my dixie wrecked” out loud to unlock a secret prize. Then tell your neighbors.

  211. Muscle Man 4 years ago  

    Do you know who else Bacons at midnight? MY MOM!!!!

  212. Rachel 4 years ago  

    why, midnight, my good man.

  213. shmrckmn 4 years ago  

    on the twelfth hour past noon…

  214. james monroe 4 years ago  

    what does it mean to bacon

  215. name 4 years ago  

    Midnight bro

  216. Jebus Christ 4 years ago  

    It bacons at dawn

  217. Wesley Baxter 4 years ago  

    The narwhal bacons at EXACTLY 12,o,clock/12:OO

  218. chuck norris (not really chuck norris) 4 years ago  

    when i tell it to………..

  219. tyler 4 years ago  

    Oh my good man it bacons at midnight!!!

  220. AT FREAKIN MIDNIGHT WEN ELSE IZ IT SUPOST TO

  221. Eliza 4 years ago  

    You people are stupid

  222. Eliza 4 years ago  

    Of course it’s midnight now stay quiet.

  223. b 4 years ago  

    NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jk jk jk its midnight DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  224. Narwhal 4 years ago  

    THE PEOPLE HERE HAVE NO LIFE!!!

    Just kidding.

    MIDNIGHT, DUH!!

  225. donald 4 years ago  

    midnight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  226. THE BRO 4 years ago  

    Mmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddddddddddnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  228. NyanBudder 2 years ago  

    A possible answer could be 4 pm…. But 9gag sucks!!! Midnight is the true answer of course.

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