Narwhaling involves the use of a long to semi-long object held or attached to one’s face that is meant to represent a narwhal’s tusk. Once held/attached, photo evidence is usually acquired. Bonus points are awarded for unique locations and if narwhal sounds are made.
It is estimated that 7 out of 10 people will be narwhaling by 2013.
Chelsea Sampson from Mesa, AZ had this to say,
“Me and my father hadn’t spoken in 8 years. But as soon as he learned about Narwhaling, he called me up and invited me to his home. When I arrived, he was running around his front yard with a rake handle on his face yelling, ‘LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME I’M A NARWHAL HAHAHAHA NARWHALLLLL.’ I called the police and drove away. Now I remember why we stopped speaking.”
On the web, one site in particular has been set up to document this exciting movement: http://gonarwhaling.tumblr.com
For a how-to on narwhaling, detailed instuctions are here: http://gonarwhaling.tumblr.com/how-to-narwhal
HAPPY NARWHALING EVERYONE.