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Fanciness and Narwhals

In case you haven’t noticed, in recent years dandiness and fanciness have made a big comeback. It’s like a resurgence of the late 19th century…when

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Ice Cream Narwhals!

We here at the NNN consider ourselves experts on all things narwhal. And when we look back on the state of narwhals on the internet

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Handmade Narwhal Jewelry!

Being part of the staff here at the Narwhal News Network is very demanding work. All day is spent prowling the deep, dark recesses of

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Narwhals on MY fingers??

Just when you thought fingers couldn’t get any cooler, comes FINGER NARWHAL PUPPETS. Impress your friends and family by poking them in the eye with

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Q: When does the Narwhal Bacon?

There are five basic types of questions in the English language: Factual; Convergent; Divergent; Evaluative; and Combination. “When does the Narwhal Bacon” is the only

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