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Name our new Reporter / Mascot

Our new narwhal reporter needs a name! Preferably something fishish, yet manly and professional at the same time.

Yes, it is a man-narwhal even though its pink. >:( We live in a time of social equality therefore narwhals shouldn’t be judged on the color of their fins. Plus girls like pink.

So submit your name suggestion here or on Facebook or whatever. WINNER POSSIBLE GETS A NARWHALISH.COM PRIZE.

40 Responses

  1. Cornelius Warfield. Manly and professional, and Warfield means ‘field by the weir’, a weir being an enclosure built into a stream to catch fish. Oh, and Cornelius means ‘horn’.

    Or if you’re looking for something simpler, Marlin.

    1. Whoa someone actually put some thought into it. I likes. CORNELIUS WARFIELD is currently in 1st place.

  2. Reginald McNippy for the arctic freezing habitat. Or Charles Salmon for his pinkish color (and its fishy.) Both are manly and fancy english names always sound professional. 😀

  3. Is the contest still going? If it is, either Phineas D. Narwhal or Monodon Monoceros Narwhal. (Monodon Monoceros is the latin name for narwhal.) My friend Narwhal Bob came up with Phineas D. Narwhal.

  4. I think that his name should be Cornelious Warfield too. I walked around school for a day dressed as a narwhal, and took around a petition to save the narwhals so, like, yeah. Happy thanksgiving everyone I love this site!

  5. also, just as an FYI the picture of a supposed old “narwhal monster” I think that it is refering to a sawfish, as oposed to a narwhal, I don’t mean to sound like a smart alec, just a thought…

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  7. NARWHAL NED is the winner.

    Thanks to AWESOMEPANTS LUMBERBRIX

    They made their suggestion 11 years ago, so I doubt they will claim their prize.

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