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Narwhal Battle Royale (Part 1)

You won’t find any boring narwhal vs unicorn pictures here; only the most exciting, exotic, action-packed battles. This is the first part in a multi-part VS series. My money’s on Narwhal!

NARWHAL VS SHARK

Narwhal Fighting Shark
An epic battle for the ages. Can only result in a DRAW

NARWHAL VS MONKEY

Narwhal Fighting Monkey
Everyone knows that Monkeys are a natural prey of narwhals. WIN NARWHAL

NARWHAL VS ALIEN

Narwhal Fighting Alien Rawr
Hmm Narwhal seems kinda dandy and up to some trickery. WIN NARWHAL

NARWHAL VS BREAKFAST

Narwhal Cooking Breakfast
Narwhal looks kinda sleepy, therefore: WIN BREAKFAST

NARWHALS VS LIONS

Lion Riding Narwhal Fighting Other
A tag team event that can only result in death for all. WIN=LOSE

NARWHAL VS RAPTOR

Narwhal vs Raptor
Raptors are pretty tough and that movie Jurassic Park was pretty cool, so WIN RAPTOR

NARWHAL VS COWBOY OCTOPUS

Narwhal vs Octopus Cowboy
This Octopus looks very likable and the Narwhal looks happy. WIN FRIENDSHIP

NARWHAL VS SMOKING

Narwhal Smoking
Smoking is the 3rd leading cause of death among Narwhals 🙁 WIN LUNG CANCER

NARWHAL VS GIANT SQUID

Narwhal vs Giant Squid
This Narwhal is pink, so he gets an automatic win. WIN NARWHAL

NARWHAL VS BELUGA

Narwhal vs Beluga
This Beluga looks like some type of Wizard with mind control powers, but the Narwhal is flying...DRAW

NARWHAL VS 3RD GRADER

3rd Grader Narwhal Letter
This 3rd Grader has horrible spelling so an obvious outcome. WIN 3RD GRADER

NARWHAL VS EVOLUTION

Narwhal Eagle Hybrid Thing
Do you see what is the outcome of Global Warming??? WIN EVOLUTION

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